Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Allergies Ruin Lives!

So as we all know, it is May and it is the wonderful time of the year where everything blooms...welcome Spring, show us along to Summer.  But, with that calming thought that the Winter is actually over, we have to  deal with the next object.... POLLEN.

For those of you who live in New England, you understand how crazy the pollen can be in the Spring.  For those of you with allergies, I feel your pain.  I've been a complete mess for about a week now.  The sneezing, runny eyes, runny nose, and slight wheeze when I breathe, is all brought to you by Mother Nature.

My allergies are so bad this year, that I can't even get eye make up on.  It irritates my eyes even worse, and due to them tearing so much, I end up wiping all the makeup off anyways.  I wear alot of eye makeup (classy though...not trashy eye makeup LOL...not porn star makeup) and no one at work had even seen me without eye makeup before.  This whole week people keep saying how tired, or sad I look.  That of course means, "Wow you look like shit," in a nice way.  Honestly though, its cut out about 15 min of my morning routine when getting ready for work.  That has been the only upside to this.

I wake up every morning hoping that its better...only to realize that my eyes are once again crusted shut...sorry if that was TMI for some.  It's true though LOL.  One more confession, I'm sitting here typing this with tissues stuffed up my nose.  It's the only way I can keep it from running.  God, I look damnnnn sexy.  I know the neighbors must be peeping on me from their apartment next door thinking, "Let me get some of that!"

Oh well, here's to Summer, who I'd like picture is as a 6' 2", blond haired, blue eyed man, with perfect teeth, a six pack (not beer), and a bronzed tan.  Yes, I'm ready for you Summer!  Hopefully by the time you're here I'll be able to get that eye liner to stay on.

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